Friends: A Slytherins Guide To Bribery, Extortion, And Exploitation
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This life-changing book will take you through: the simplest and quickest means to obtain friends; the ways in which said friends can be used to your advantage; and the proper way to cash in on the investment you have made in these companionships.


*Please note that this book is the work of a true Slytherin, though editing was outsourced to a Ravenclaw. As one does. Start Reading